Sunday, 16 August 2026

The Pierce Brosnan James Bond Meme Collection

 


Ladies and gentlemen. It’s my birthday today, and I wanted to thank you all for the support you’ve given this humble blog and its articles. Special thanks to those who have bought any edition of The Bond of the Millennium as well.

To celebrate, I just wanted to post a couple of memes here that have made their way into several Bond fan accounts I run. No particular order.

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No real man speaks badly of Pierce Brosnan or his films


The soap that could wash you from Stuttgart


Bond and Alura's underwater affair


Of course men have feelings!


Watching The Odyssey just like Nolan intended


PS1 Bond and his adolescent antics



Your crush's family



Absolute cinema!



Just for the birds



Whenever we remember Christopher Lee praising Brosnan



The real Bond ending


What every Bond fan should do



A better investment than First Light




Weak scripts, you say?




"You missed, Mr. Bond."
"Did I?"



The legacy of #TheLastBond




I don't want to





Of course Die Another Day is better!



Monday, 10 August 2026

White Knight: The Genius of Tomorrow Never Dies’ Pre-Credits Sequence


While GoldenEye will always be remembered as the bridge between the Cold War thriller and the challenges of the 1990s in the James Bond franchise, Tomorrow Never Dies will be remembered as the film that squarely introduced Ian Fleming’s character into the earliest version of the world we know today: a world shaped by mass media and satellite communication, with computers and cellphones increasingly dictating our lives, and with the distinction between what is real and what is fake becoming increasingly difficult to discern.

Directed by Roger Spottiswoode, the film is remembered for its energy and non-stop pacing. Editors Dominique Fortin and Michael Arcand had little time to deliver the movie and ensure the December 1997 slot promised by the producers to MGM’s Kirk Kerkorian, who was well aware that Bond was Leo the Lion’s most valuable asset. On the film’s audio commentary, Spottiswoode reveals that he edited the movie in his mind to lend a hand to the editors, instructing the cameramen which unnecessary moments were not worth shooting.

This energy is first witnessed in the moment we’ll be focusing on today: the film’s pre-credits sequence, which is perhaps the most satisfying opening ever made for a Bond film.

Right after the gun barrel sequence, the story begins at “an arms bazaar on the Russian border,” crowded with people with unholy intentions. Next, we are given the first insight into an element that would make up much of the film: a small camera, capturing all the elements that turn this no-man’s-land into a threat that concerns MI6. The action moves to the Ministry of Defence, where M’s Chief of Staff, Charles Robinson, gives everyone an exposition of the elements we see: American rifles, Chilean mines, German explosives, Russian mortars… essentially a terrorist’s supermarket. The people in there, codenamed “pawns,” are high-profile terrorists: Satoshi Isagura, a chemical expert wanted for the subway attack in Tokyo and now serving Zairean insurgents, and Henry Gupta, a Berkeley radical who “practically invented technoterrorism” and sells his politics for cash.


Tomorrow Never Dies puts the focus on international terrorism. The enemies don’t belong to a nation like GoldenEye’s General Ourumov or Die Another Day’s Colonel Moon, nor are they linked to corporations like banker Lachaise, counting dirty money. They gather in Russia, but they are united in mayhem and don’t live under a flag. In parallel, the MOD’s situation room –crowded with wall monitors and computers, cutting-edge stuff of the analog era– also shows a clear post-glasnost alliance: next to MI6’s M and Robinson, we see Royal Navy Admiral Roebuck and Russia’s General Bukharin. This reinforces the same notion: the allies represent the civilized world (the United Kingdom and Russia), while the enemies are those who commit atrocities for cash or “pagan” causes (terrorists from the United States, Japan, and everywhere in the world).

The operation conducted inside the situation room of the MOD is planned like a chess match. The codenames are based on chess pieces: the terrorists are “pawns,” Roebuck is the “Black King,” and the man MI6 has infiltrated into the place –guess who?– is the “White Knight.” The players of the civilized world are planning the best strategy to neutralize the activities there, thinking of all possible moves and countermoves. But the metaphor will soon turn against them: the people moving the pieces cannot see what the White Knight sees from the board itself. The analytical mentality of M, the accountant-turned-Head of Intelligence, and her man Robinson clashes with Roebuck’s headstrong decision. He dismisses the role of British Intelligence and considers a military operation. Bukharin refuses to send troops to the borders of his country: elections are coming, and losses of his countrymen are unacceptable. The Black King then orders a cruise missile strike to eliminate half of the world’s terrorists. M’s protests are in vain: “My man hasn’t finished.” Roebuck tells her that his job is over, showing complete contempt for MI6’s talents – he was, earlier on, unsure of Bond’s ability to get through the terrorist camp.

This moment takes us back to GoldenEye’s dilemma. In the 1995 film, it was M who trusted analysis and data over the man in the field (“You don’t like me, Bond. You don’t like my methods. […] You think I’m a bean counter.”). By Tomorrow Never Dies, M has adopted Bond –the White Knight– as “her man,” fully trusts his capabilities, and knows that whatever they’ll have to do, he has the strategic ability to get the job done while preventing major catastrophes. The Admiral, on the other hand, prefers to trust today’s ballistic technologies (a cruise missile) over the man in the field.

Then, Bond appears.

He first appears in silence, talking to Robinson via satellite. We don’t hear him, but we know he insists on something and disobeys a direct order – fleeing the place as a missile is about to strike. “You will not wait! That’s an order!” yells Robinson to the White Knight. It is clear to us that Bond, from the shadows, has seen something the MOD didn’t.



Unlike the gritty atmosphere of the GoldenEye pre-credits sequence, a clinical operation held in 1986 at a nerve gas plant in the Soviet Union where 007 and 006 had broken contact with MI6, Tomorrow Never Dies introduces the late 1990s by having Bond in live and direct contact with his superiors. Bond is literally the chess piece the players are moving, but he’ll be a rebellious White Knight because he has assessed the play from the chessboard and not from a distance. He has the pawns directly in front of him and can feel them breathing, acting, and reacting.

His eyes detect Soviet nuclear torpedoes mounted on a MiG jet (actually, an Albatros). This says it all – if the cruise missile hits the place, it will trigger a nuclear catastrophe. In the words of Bukharin, there is enough plutonium there “to make Chernobyl look like a picnic.” For Roebuck, it is too late to abort the missile.

Bond has two options – leave the place or avoid the catastrophe while risking his life.

The White Knight makes his triumphant appearance, showing total independence and brilliant strategic judgment in avoiding the catastrophe. No real or virtual hand guides him. Like a sentient version of the chess piece that moves in an L-shaped pattern, he knocks out one of the terrorists, drops a grenade, and opens fire against the terrorists. The firepower that could have been fatal for the Russian army is no match for Bond: he avoids the bullets of the Gatling gun and the bursts of the Kalashnikovs and, with clear precision, heads for the MiG, knocks down the pilot and the back-seat driver, and sits in the cockpit. He flies away just as the missile makes impact, going through the blazing wall of fire. MI6 loses contact with him, communication is broken, and they assume the worst.

The agile mind of director Spottiswoode and editors Fortin and Arcand is seen as 007 springs into action. The pace of urgency not only responds to the needs of the filmmakers to deliver the film in time, but also to a fictional element: the effect of immediacy through the idea of Bond being monitored live and direct, and the imminence of the missile about to strike the place. More than in any of the other Brosnan-era pre-credits sequences, Bond has to think and move fast.


Although the film is an answer to the best blockbusters of the season (even Pierce Brosnan noted the overabundance of pyrotechnics), Bond never goes on a killing spree. He’s not Rambo. He knows exactly where to go and which threats to neutralize and eliminate. The explosives are placed in the right places, the bullets go toward the most strategic adversaries. The man has complete dominion of the arena. The scene reminds us that we are looking at a secret agent, not a random action hero. A skeptical Roebuck is surprised at how Bond broke his cover and went from the most discreet silence to the most strategic action: “What the hell is he doing?” he asks. “His job!” affirms M, cementing that “come back alive” moment from GoldenEye that would be reinforced in The World Is Not Enough after the death of Sir Robert King.

Amidst the agile editing, Spottiswoode takes a moment to show the sorrowful faces of M and Robinson, thinking that Bond has perished in the flames and that the disaster wasn’t avoided. But the audience is well aware that our White Knight –the chess piece, but also the hero who always defeats evil– is alive and well, as the MiG has successfully avoided the cloud of fire. David Arnold’s sublime musical piece enhances the majestic nature of our hero, with the right touches of the James Bond Theme to underline Bond’s heroic cheating of death.

But the danger is not over yet. Bond is being followed by another terrorist in another MiG, determined to hunt down the secret agent. At the same time, Bond’s back-seat driver wakes up from unconsciousness and proceeds to strangle him with a wire. Bond has to pilot the plane, avoid the enemy missiles, and find a way to get rid of his unwanted co-pilot.

Unlike the clinical precision of GoldenEye’s nerve gas plant and its miraculous plane getaway, or The World Is Not Enough’s sudden escape from a civilian setting like the bank in Bilbao, Tomorrow Never Dies builds its tension through successive layers of urgency: first the incoming missile, then the unexpected resurgence of two unwanted enemies. It’s intense, non-stop action, but oriented toward explosive suspense. Just as he’s about to be choked, the spy activates the co-pilot’s ejector seat and causes it to crash into the enemy jet right above him, making it explode and, effectively, eliminating both threats with a single move.

The laconic faces at the Ministry of Defence turn into cheers and laughter as soon as they hear the familiar voice of their White Knight through the radio: “I’ve evacuated the area,” he says, following with a pun at the frowning Roebuck, whose lack of strategy almost screws it up: “Ask the Admiral where he’d like his bombs delivered.”


The final notes of the James Bond Theme, married with this phrase brilliantly delivered by Pierce Brosnan, have a supremely satisfying effect on anyone who carries the flag of 007 through the roads of life. The effect is that of seeing your own team score a goal that wins the World Cup final. The cheers and laughter from Robinson, M, and the MOD analysts are an onscreen reflection of the same applause that echoed in the cinema rooms in Christmas 1997. Vibes of pride and joy – the same joy No, Time to Die would steal from us 24 years later in the most cruel, insulting, and destructive of ways. We were feeling the complete certitude that nobody does it better than Bond. And even though many could consider The Spy Who Loved Me’s opening superior, they would have to admit that Tomorrow Never Dies handles suspense and threat far beyond a very admirable ski stunt.

Bond’s prowess at the arms bazaar is testimony to the fact that, while GoldenEye told us “Bond is back!”, Tomorrow Never Dies is telling us “Bond is great!” And this is not an attempt to compare which film is better, or even which pre-credits sequence is better. This is simply cause and consequence. If Bond hadn’t been back, we couldn’t have been reminded of how great he is.

Read more in-depth analysis on Tomorrow Never Dies in the Updated Edition of The Bond of The Millennium, available at Amazon and DRM-Free at ZOOM Platform.